~~Kevin~~
Sex:
Male
Age:26
Here for:Meat Hats!
| ~Billie
Jean (BJ)~
Sex:
Female
Age:13
Here for:Boys to be my friend!
| RedTard
Sex:
Male
Age:29
Here for: Myself |
| Why
here instead of that other space? |
You
are unique, just like everybody else. Here at ILMSSpace we don't
play games. We know if you had real friends you wouldn't spend every
waking moment staring at pictures of yourself that you had to take
in the mirror because no one else would. We know the humiliation
of begging your 10 year old third cousin to add you as a friend
to boost your number. We understand the motivation to create fake
profiles just to post comments like 'u r soooo hot!!!!' on your
main account. At ILoveMyselfSpace.com we're not here to judge, we're
here to let you do that for yourself!
eFriends
- Instead of one lousy dude as a friend when you sign up we start you
off of 37 hot chicks. No more signing up random crappy bands to boost
your friend number. For a small monthly fee we also provide bonus packages
of 10, 20, even 218 hot sexy efriends customized just for you.
Auto
COMpliMENTS - Our efriends don't just fill out your newfound
massive friend space they also participate. Our servers will post new
sexy and intriguing compliments on your profile daily.
ILMS
Ratings - We know others are too busy lying about their experiences
on bulletins to take the time to tell you how incredibly hot and unique
you are and what a wonderful job you did copying your site theme, thats
why we introduced the new S-rating. The S(self) rating allows you to be
your own judge. Who else can really appreciate you the way you can?
MePhoto
- We all know a 'friend' who may be pictorially challenged. Whether
the camera added 75 lbs or the profile says 13 year old female
but the picture looks like 40 year old bald guy we got you covered.
Forget Photoshop, our patented photomeld tehnology we can blend
your image with that of you favorite star. Some drunk chick at
a party said you looked like Justin Timberlake once? Bam, got
you covered, just get a JT meld with side of Usher and you'll
have the hottest profile in town!
Upgrayyed!
- If you're all grown up and ready to move to a much
higher form of communication we'd like you to consider our other
offering..... ILoveMyFaceBook.com. ILoveMyFaceBook.com is exactly
the same site except it's filled with 'hip' and 'mature' people.
Butt
Tweets - The occasional one liner about the new shape
you spotted in the texture on your ceiling not enough? We've gone
one better with our new feature, the TwEEter ®. The TwEEter
is the newest cutting edge communicate device, just insert it
in your anus and it'll take care of the rest. Your friends can
track you position and core temperature every waking moment. Additionally,
you can send automated messages (Butt Tweets) everytime you take
a bowel movement or pass gas. The device will also automatically
update your 'mood' anywhere from 'plugged up' to 'krakatoa'
This
site is available. Similiar sites have sold for over $580,000,000
in the past. For only one/one millionth of the cost you can own
us, what a bargain! If you are an executive at Yahoo, Microsoft,
or Google who is prepared to make an offer please click
here!
Note:
This is a true web 2.0 site, we are currently in our first alpha
trial of premiliminary beta testing.
|
We're
currently working on finding the worst band ever to put an theme
our site. If you got a pitiful song that no one, even the losers
on mySpace (TM), will listen to send it to us and we'll broadcast
if to our three annual visitors. If interested in please email
us a link. We'll even put your fugly picture up here.
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